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Thursday, September 18, 2014

The Magical Mystery Tour


When Obama made his Grand European Chariot Tour during his 2008 campaign, he bestowed upon the EU his vision of peace amidst the fireworks and fanfare. He anointed himself the bringer of hope and I think he even had a scepter. Now, just a few years later everyone everywhere seems to have forgotten that we are a world of peace. I think it's time for Tour 2. This time he should play the theme song from Rocky on chariot loudspeakers.

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Silence is Golden


After a summer of heavy thought, I have come to the conclusion that the reason why Obama has been silent so long regarding ISIS is that he is busily working on a plan that can sanction a caliphate. He is going to surprise the world and draw a line at preschool.