Who Even Needs A Pen?

Our President is so influential, all he has to do is speak and it is so. Not only did he show us Iran is not a terrorist state, now he adds Cuba to the list! Peacafying the world, one country at a time. #Legacy

Spot Picks the 2016 Candidates, All of them

So here it is. It doesn't really matter how popular you are, or what your campaign does. You just gotta win two key states. Florida and Ohio. That's it. Focus on those two states and everything else will fall into place. The coastal states always go Democratic, the central and south usually vote Republican. Ohio and Florida are toss-ups and have the next largest number of electoral votes so it all boils down to them.

If that's the case, the Republicans need to pick two very popular governors who have worked with both parties and managed these states effectively. Enter Jeb Bush, ex-Florida governor and John Kasich, current Ohio governer. After all, remember that to be a strong president, you ought to have lead a state (or large corporation) and not just sat your butt in congress. These two guys could nab the White House for the New Republican party.

Now that we have the Republicans settled, let's use the same theory for the Democrats. Since there aren't any noteworthy governors, we skip to the next best thing. A former Secretary of State and First Lady: Hillary Clinton. Not only does she know everyone in the world, she already knows the floor plans for the White House. She's such a force to be reckoned with, she can run for President and Vice President! Not to mention that her secret weapon, the First Man, can step up to bat, too. This will be the old Democrat party with a twist: one person for two jobs. Why not?

The Art Of Another Deal

Washington beaurocrats sure know how to get things done.

First, it was saving time by not reading the 2,000+ page Obamacare document but voting for it - then reading it. Now, it's making a nuke pre-deal of a deal with Iran and not putting anything in writing. Saving laptop batteries and keystrokes this time.

The Emporer does too wear clothes. We have proof. #Expedient