Cruz - A True Conservative Outsider

Ted "The Penguin" Cruz repeatedly insists he is The True Conservative and a Washington Outsider. Forget the fact that he is well-hated in D.C. The real reason he is a True Outsider is because he has managed to use shrewd campaign tactics as he gobbles up delegates right under our noses. And his cigarette holder.

Aha Uses For Your Potato

Following the craze of new uses for common things: The next time you think your potato is just for eating, think again.

I don't ever forget to go "out" when I use a potato.

My keys are easy to find now.

The fish water can't go stale with my potato reminder!

Laundry is easier to sort when you mark piles with a potato.

Something tells me it's time for a sweep!

I'll know just where to resume my reading with this handy marker.

When the potato turns black and sprouts, I'll know my plant is dead.

Hmmm. Sure looks like it's time to put those shoes by the front door away.

My potato helps me never to miss another iOS update again.

Need to mark your parking place in a long driveway? Not a problem with your potato.

Did somebody forget to make their bed? Not anymore when you use your potato.

When you are especially proud of a great deal, it's fun to mark it with your potato.

And sometimes, I just enjoy the companionship.

Convention Drama

What's all this fuss about a possible congested convention this summer? Doesn't everyone already know how to treat that? #EmilyLatella

Obama Distracts The Terrorists

The world is shaking from the recent terrorist attacks in Belgium. In order to scare ISIS, Obama had his first Tango lesson filmed in order to change the optics. #Comforter-in-chief

Hillary, The Outsider

People argue that Hillary is not an outsider, she's been in politics over 30 years. Ah, but she is an outsider. She is using 1992 ideas to run for president in 2016. No one else is doing that!

Two For One

Bernie Sanders is taking the country by storm. Who could have predicted such popularity? Proof that America is indeed ready for socialism. Not only that - if he wins, we get two Bernies for the price of one! #LarryDavid #SNL

Stop. In The Name of Love.

#Jeb2016 simply needs to throw in his towel.  His candidacy and tactics prove that the politics of his brother and father no longer speak to America. His bankroll proves you can have a boatload of money and it still doesn't mean you are the right person for the job. Whining is for dogs, snarky ads are for the student council. Stop, Jeb. Stop.

These Boots Are Made For Walkin'

Marco is paying homage to fellow Cuban, Ricky Ricardo who also sported the "man-heel".
#Bootsontheground

Election 2016 Insight #167

Marco Rubio is very articulate. He needs to dye his hair gray so more people will listen. The reverse of Hollywood.