The Magical Mystery Tour

When Obama made his Grand European Chariot Tour during his 2008 campaign, he bestowed upon the EU his vision of peace amidst the fireworks and fanfare. He anointed himself the bringer of hope and I think he even had a scepter. Now, just a few years later everyone everywhere seems to have forgotten that we are a world of peace. I think it's time for Tour 2. This time he should play the theme song from Rocky on chariot loudspeakers.

Silence is Golden

After a summer of heavy thought, I have come to the conclusion that the reason why Obama has been silent so long regarding ISIS is that he is busily working on a plan that can sanction a caliphate. He is going to surprise the world and draw a line at preschool.

Spot Speaks.: And This Month's Media Buzz Word Is...

Spot Speaks.: And This Month's Media Buzz Word Is...: OPTICS. "The optics  on this reflect badly." "The optics tell a different story." "The optics  on the grou...

And This Month's Media Buzz Word Is...

OPTICS.

"The optics on this reflect badly."

"The optics tell a different story."

"The optics on the ground are violent."

This is the word the press is using all over the place and now my family is directing it to me when I make a no-no on the carpet.

Spot Speaks.: Renaming the NJ Kennedy Center After Obama

Spot Speaks.: Renaming the NJ Kennedy Center After Obama: I can't wait! After all, Obama has done so much more to the world than Kennedy ever did. Why not rename some New Jersey venue? What o...

Renaming the NJ Kennedy Center After Obama

I can't wait! After all, Obama has done so much more to the world than Kennedy ever did. Why not rename some New Jersey venue? What other things can we re-name after him besides health care?

Which American Soldier Prisoner?

America has been outraged by Marine Sgt. Tahmooressi jailed in Mexico for taking a wrong turn a couple of months ago. They have petitioned the President to aid in his release. Oooops. He got the name confused and accidentally made a deal for Army Sgt. Bergdahl, a Taliban POW captured 5 years ago when he deserted his platoon in Afghanistan. The Prez traded 5 of the best Taliban war criminals to get this one back. The guy in Mexico probably has to wait because they are looking for some trade-able people to capture first.