The Youngest Nobel Winner Ever

The 2014 co-winner of the Nobel Peace Prize is 17-year-old Malala Yousafzai. She became internationally known when she was shot in the head for standing up to the Taliban for the rights of girls to receive a quality education. She has been a global advocate ever since. That's pretty impressive. But, has she ever been a community organizer and president of a country for a year?

The Magical Mystery Tour

When Obama made his Grand European Chariot Tour during his 2008 campaign, he bestowed upon the EU his vision of peace amidst the fireworks and fanfare. He anointed himself the bringer of hope and I think he even had a scepter. Now, just a few years later everyone everywhere seems to have forgotten that we are a world of peace. I think it's time for Tour 2. This time he should play the theme song from Rocky on chariot loudspeakers.

Silence is Golden

After a summer of heavy thought, I have come to the conclusion that the reason why Obama has been silent so long regarding ISIS is that he is busily working on a plan that can sanction a caliphate. He is going to surprise the world and draw a line at preschool.

Spot Speaks.: And This Month's Media Buzz Word Is...

Spot Speaks.: And This Month's Media Buzz Word Is...: OPTICS. "The optics  on this reflect badly." "The optics tell a different story." "The optics  on the grou...

And This Month's Media Buzz Word Is...

OPTICS.

"The optics on this reflect badly."

"The optics tell a different story."

"The optics on the ground are violent."

This is the word the press is using all over the place and now my family is directing it to me when I make a no-no on the carpet.

Spot Speaks.: Renaming the NJ Kennedy Center After Obama

Spot Speaks.: Renaming the NJ Kennedy Center After Obama: I can't wait! After all, Obama has done so much more to the world than Kennedy ever did. Why not rename some New Jersey venue? What o...

Renaming the NJ Kennedy Center After Obama

I can't wait! After all, Obama has done so much more to the world than Kennedy ever did. Why not rename some New Jersey venue? What other things can we re-name after him besides health care?