Hillary Is Insurmountable!

She is brave enough to think Benghazi isn't her Chappaquiddick. #TeddyKennedy

Pope Week Is Over

Trump can relax. Now he won't be bumped from his daily media coverage anymore. #Patience

Hear The World Roar?

If only every fertilized egg was valued as much as a lion.

Speak No Evil

The media just doesn't get it. Candidate #HilaryClinton isn't bothering to speak to the press because she knows if you haven't got something nice to say... #Lady #Classy

John Kerry's Bike Accident

Everyone quit joking about John Kerry's recent bike accident abroad. It's hard to ride in a suit. Give him a break.

Casual Friday Comes To The Precinct

This is a big week for President Obama. Not only did he caution us that Global Warming is a far greater threat than ISIS (whew!), he is busy reinventing the public perception of The Police. In his quest to make our police warmer and fuzzier, he is removing much of their equipment. Since a lot of the weapons came from the military, perhaps they will just be destroyed? Not to be outdone by limiting their ammo use, Obama is extending his makeover to include the uniforms. Be on the lookout for polo shirts embroidered with first names and regulation khaki cargo pants.

Who Even Needs A Pen?

Our President is so influential, all he has to do is speak and it is so. Not only did he show us Iran is not a terrorist state, now he adds Cuba to the list! Peacafying the world, one country at a time. #Legacy