Hillary Is Insurmountable!

She is brave enough to think Benghazi isn't her Chappaquiddick. #TeddyKennedy

Pope Week Is Over

Trump can relax. Now he won't be bumped from his daily media coverage anymore. #Patience

Hear The World Roar?

If only every fertilized egg was valued as much as a lion.

Speak No Evil

The media just doesn't get it. Candidate #HilaryClinton isn't bothering to speak to the press because she knows if you haven't got something nice to say... #Lady #Classy

John Kerry's Bike Accident

Everyone quit joking about John Kerry's recent bike accident abroad. It's hard to ride in a suit. Give him a break.

Casual Friday Comes To The Precinct

This is a big week for President Obama. Not only did he caution us that Global Warming is a far greater threat than ISIS (whew!), he is busy reinventing the public perception of The Police. In his quest to make our police warmer and fuzzier, he is removing much of their equipment. Since a lot of the weapons came from the military, perhaps they will just be destroyed? Not to be outdone by limiting their ammo use, Obama is extending his makeover to include the uniforms. Be on the lookout for polo shirts embroidered with first names and regulation khaki cargo pants.

Who Even Needs A Pen?

Our President is so influential, all he has to do is speak and it is so. Not only did he show us Iran is not a terrorist state, now he adds Cuba to the list! Peacafying the world, one country at a time. #Legacy

Spot Picks the 2016 Candidates, All of them

So here it is. It doesn't really matter how popular you are, or what your campaign does. You just gotta win two key states. Florida and Ohio. That's it. Focus on those two states and everything else will fall into place. The coastal states always go Democratic, the central and south usually vote Republican. Ohio and Florida are toss-ups and have the next largest number of electoral votes so it all boils down to them.

If that's the case, the Republicans need to pick two very popular governors who have worked with both parties and managed these states effectively. Enter Jeb Bush, ex-Florida governor and John Kasich, current Ohio governer. After all, remember that to be a strong president, you ought to have lead a state (or large corporation) and not just sat your butt in congress. These two guys could nab the White House for the New Republican party.

Now that we have the Republicans settled, let's use the same theory for the Democrats. Since there aren't any noteworthy governors, we skip to the next best thing. A former Secretary of State and First Lady: Hillary Clinton. Not only does she know everyone in the world, she already knows the floor plans for the White House. She's such a force to be reckoned with, she can run for President and Vice President! Not to mention that her secret weapon, the First Man, can step up to bat, too. This will be the old Democrat party with a twist: one person for two jobs. Why not?

The Art Of Another Deal

Washington beaurocrats sure know how to get things done.

First, it was saving time by not reading the 2,000+ page Obamacare document but voting for it - then reading it. Now, it's making a nuke pre-deal of a deal with Iran and not putting anything in writing. Saving laptop batteries and keystrokes this time.

The Emporer does too wear clothes. We have proof. #Expedient

Campaign Predictions 2016.3

Things just got tougher for Republicans. Freshman Senator  Ted Cruz is following in Barack Obama's footsteps by announcing with just two years of senatorial experience, why not run for President of the free world?  Ted's oratory has been called eloquent, but he's no Barack. When Obama tells us what his facts are, people believe him. When Cruz speaks, he stirs the pot. Ted will polarize his party and weaken them, while others will support Hilary who can now tie both hands behind her back, quit providing email copies, not even show up for debates and still do well in the polls. Democrats should start sending Cruz thank-you notes.

In an unrelated story, does anyone else see a resemblance between Cruz and the original Penguin? That's the reason I can't vote for him.

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Vote. It's The Law.

Hugo Chavez also wanted everyone in his country to vote and was very successful and making that happen. He has inspired President Obama's recent idea to require everyone to vote. "It would be transformative." Talk about true equality! The government is going to give everyone the chance to vote by making sure they do.

It's For Our Own Good

It's about time that the EPA starts paying attention to the American BBQ. Spring is nearly sprung and the cookout season is just about to begin. Start with the small things, then move on to the biggies. #SavingThePlanet #OneGrillAtATime #America

Hilary is Effecient!!!!

People are jealous just because our former First Lady Senator Secretary of State ONLY needed one cell phone to do all her business. With all she has to do and the power of her brain, a weaker person would need at least one more email account but Hilary can keep everything separate in her mind. #2016

Isn't A "Server" That Person At A Restaurant?

Everyone is talking about how all of Hilary Clinton's e-mails written while Secretary of State of the United States of America were not on the secure government server. Can't they see that she was merely saving the country money by taking care of business by herself? Not involving other staff or resources was thrifty thinking.

It's Called The Brilliance of Timing, People

President O is AHEAD of the game by celebrating St. Patricks Day early with the Youtube Green Lipped Lovely GloZell. Everyone, once again I must ask you to just knock that hater stuff off. Prezzy O is in complete command and fully intentional. Chillax, he was just giving a candid interview.

P O cannot be bothered with the minutae of foreign politics that may enrage other politicians.

Solar Power Is The Answer To The World's Problem

The answer is to find the root cause and see that if more job opportunities existed, there wouldn't be any terrorists in the first place. Sounds like America's expertise in job creation is going global. Those government funded companies like Solyndra better get ready to open up plants in Yemen.

There Are No Islamist Extremists or Terrorists

Obama shows America there is nothing in the world to worry about by enjoying his selfie and then golfing. We need to follow his example and not mention the people out there that just need a good talking to.

Proof That France Has a New Bestie

Although no one of any stature from the U.S. attended last week's Peace Rally in Paris, dozens of other world leaders did. In order to make up for this, Obama friended and followed French President Francois Holland on Facebook. Then he sent John Kerry to kiss and hug him, and James Taylor to sing "You've Got a Friend". Proof that Obama has clout. Plus, he saved a lot of taxpayer $ on the cost of security. Nicely done.