Vote. It's The Law.

Hugo Chavez also wanted everyone in his country to vote and was very successful and making that happen. He has inspired President Obama's recent idea to require everyone to vote. "It would be transformative." Talk about true equality! The government is going to give everyone the chance to vote by making sure they do.

My New Freedom To Do Things

Woofs! I am no longer job-locked. I can quit my low-paying job and focus on my passions instead. Thank you ObamaCare! I am free to go skiing and start my new glass blowing hobby. And finally go to culinary school, and of course, the spa. I can now nap without guilt. I am free! Free at last. Thank you, my government, for thinking for me because I would have never had the chance to dream without your initiative. And the coolest thing is that a lot of my friends will quit their jobs too, so we can all be free together. Nancy Pelosi, you are my spokes-gramma. Can I get a ride on your plane?