Campaign Predictions 2016.3

Things just got tougher for Republicans. Freshman Senator  Ted Cruz is following in Barack Obama's footsteps by announcing with just two years of senatorial experience, why not run for President of the free world?  Ted's oratory has been called eloquent, but he's no Barack. When Obama tells us what his facts are, people believe him. When Cruz speaks, he stirs the pot. Ted will polarize his party and weaken them, while others will support Hilary who can now tie both hands behind her back, quit providing email copies, not even show up for debates and still do well in the polls. Democrats should start sending Cruz thank-you notes.

In an unrelated story, does anyone else see a resemblance between Cruz and the original Penguin? That's the reason I can't vote for him.

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Vote. It's The Law.

Hugo Chavez also wanted everyone in his country to vote and was very successful and making that happen. He has inspired President Obama's recent idea to require everyone to vote. "It would be transformative." Talk about true equality! The government is going to give everyone the chance to vote by making sure they do.

It's For Our Own Good

It's about time that the EPA starts paying attention to the American BBQ. Spring is nearly sprung and the cookout season is just about to begin. Start with the small things, then move on to the biggies. #SavingThePlanet #OneGrillAtATime #America

Hilary is Effecient!!!!

People are jealous just because our former First Lady Senator Secretary of State ONLY needed one cell phone to do all her business. With all she has to do and the power of her brain, a weaker person would need at least one more email account but Hilary can keep everything separate in her mind. #2016

Isn't A "Server" That Person At A Restaurant?

Everyone is talking about how all of Hilary Clinton's e-mails written while Secretary of State of the United States of America were not on the secure government server. Can't they see that she was merely saving the country money by taking care of business by herself? Not involving other staff or resources was thrifty thinking.