Woofs! I am no longer job-locked. I can quit my low-paying job and focus on my passions instead. Thank you ObamaCare! I am free to go skiing and start my new glass blowing hobby. And finally go to culinary school, and of course, the spa. I can now nap without guilt. I am free! Free at last. Thank you, my government, for thinking for me because I would have never had the chance to dream without your initiative. And the coolest thing is that a lot of my friends will quit their jobs too, so we can all be free together. Nancy Pelosi, you are my spokes-gramma. Can I get a ride on your plane?
