Obama Loves Desi Arnaz

He misses the "I Love Lucy Show" and knows that the late Desi Arnaz was one of the once-free Cuba's talented exports. Major creative voice in Hollywood. Why else would this people-caring Prez surprise the nation with a "new" friendship with a now-Communist country deminishing and controlling citizens? Simmer down, everyone. It is obvious Obama knows what he is doing. Think this through!

Campaign Prediction 2016.2

Why I know Louisianna Gov Bobby Jindal is going to finally throw his hat in the ring for the 2016 Republican Presidential candidate nomination:

1. His name is "Bobby" - we need a President Bobby
2. He is a fiesty non-caucasion with a good reputation AND true leadership experience
3. Most importantly, he has begun voicing strong and sassy opinions regularly on Facebook

$40 Million Well Spent

Wasn't it brilliant for the Senate to spend seven years researching enhanced interview techniques the CIA used on captured terrorists and save some steps by never actually interviewing anyone in the agency? If they had, we probably would have to wait another seven years.

Finally, A Country All About Families

With Obama's brilliant speech the other day, America is once again back on the right track. We are caring for families again because we are compassionate. He quoted Bush #43 and the Bible so we know he was sincere. I am only sorry for the families who have only been here 4 years, because they don't count...yet.

No Combat Troops in Iraq

I don't care if 100,000 troops end up back in Iraq, they are only advisors. Everyone stop doubting the second most powerful leader in the world. America is a peaceful nation and will solve the terror issue with diplomacy and good ideas.

Silence IS Golden

Two-thirds of Americans did not vote in the recent mid-term elections. President Obama hears them loud and clear and knows that if something isn't broken, you don't try to fix it so why vote if you like it the way it is? Only one-third voted and that does not represent the majority. Don't worry, America, he's still working for our democracy and knows just what we need. I am so glad he stands his ground!

Federal School Lunch Regulations

What is all this fuss about Michele Obama's edicts about what our country's fat kids should be eating for their school lunches? Hey since parents don't know what to feed their kids, we need the First Lady's assistance. And everyone has to know that each First Lady is reuired by law to have a "cause". She's just doing her job.

Golf is Good For You

Gee Whiz!! Enough media attention on Obama and his golfing already. Golf is a de-stressor, people. And Obama is well rounded, too. Besides golf he unwinds by going to fundraisers. He went to one in Los Vegas right after the attack on Benghazi. Of course lately he's had to golf even more what with Ebola issues and the ISIS war he is too stressed to even name. And he has only played 200 rounds of golf. That's chicken feed. Eisenhower was known as the "golfing president" and played 800 rounds. Piffle compared to Woodrow Wilson's record of 1,200. Let Obama golf, he has a world of problems.  Bush #43 only played 24 rounds, guess he wasn't that stressed.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  

The Youngest Nobel Winner Ever

The 2014 co-winner of the Nobel Peace Prize is 17-year-old Malala Yousafzai. She became internationally known when she was shot in the head for standing up to the Taliban for the rights of girls to receive a quality education. She has been a global advocate ever since. That's pretty impressive. But, has she ever been a community organizer and president of a country for a year?

The Magical Mystery Tour

When Obama made his Grand European Chariot Tour during his 2008 campaign, he bestowed upon the EU his vision of peace amidst the fireworks and fanfare. He anointed himself the bringer of hope and I think he even had a scepter. Now, just a few years later everyone everywhere seems to have forgotten that we are a world of peace. I think it's time for Tour 2. This time he should play the theme song from Rocky on chariot loudspeakers.

Silence is Golden

After a summer of heavy thought, I have come to the conclusion that the reason why Obama has been silent so long regarding ISIS is that he is busily working on a plan that can sanction a caliphate. He is going to surprise the world and draw a line at preschool.

Spot Speaks.: And This Month's Media Buzz Word Is...

Spot Speaks.: And This Month's Media Buzz Word Is...: OPTICS. "The optics  on this reflect badly." "The optics tell a different story." "The optics  on the grou...

And This Month's Media Buzz Word Is...

OPTICS.

"The optics on this reflect badly."

"The optics tell a different story."

"The optics on the ground are violent."

This is the word the press is using all over the place and now my family is directing it to me when I make a no-no on the carpet.

Spot Speaks.: Renaming the NJ Kennedy Center After Obama

Spot Speaks.: Renaming the NJ Kennedy Center After Obama: I can't wait! After all, Obama has done so much more to the world than Kennedy ever did. Why not rename some New Jersey venue? What o...

Renaming the NJ Kennedy Center After Obama

I can't wait! After all, Obama has done so much more to the world than Kennedy ever did. Why not rename some New Jersey venue? What other things can we re-name after him besides health care?

Which American Soldier Prisoner?

America has been outraged by Marine Sgt. Tahmooressi jailed in Mexico for taking a wrong turn a couple of months ago. They have petitioned the President to aid in his release. Oooops. He got the name confused and accidentally made a deal for Army Sgt. Bergdahl, a Taliban POW captured 5 years ago when he deserted his platoon in Afghanistan. The Prez traded 5 of the best Taliban war criminals to get this one back. The guy in Mexico probably has to wait because they are looking for some trade-able people to capture first.

Congress - Still Saving Time

Five years ago, I applauded the time-saving technique Congress followed by passing the ObamaCare bill before reading it. Nancy Pelosi was most astute when she said that the bill had to be passed in order to read it. Now that it's law, our elected officials realize that the bill wasn't thick enough and have made over 38 changes so far. My favorite one is that now there are no more deadlines. That saves a lot of work. Now our officials can concentrate on doing things they really like, just like they want us to do instead of work.#Congress

Global Internet Leadership

Just because Al Gore invented the internet here in the United States, doesn't mean our country still has to govern it. Obama is right on track to take the heavy burden of managing this ever-growing thing off the shoulders of the citizens. By distributing management world-wide, more countries can get even more work done and freedom of speech will spread. It can't reach China fast enough. #lightspeed

I Challenge You to A Sanction

First, they tell each other who can't come to their country. What's next? Unfriending each other on Facebook? These guys are just jealous of each other and are secretly fighting to be known as the leader of the best governmentally controlled country in the world.

Campaign Prediction 2016.1

How do I know Texas Governor Rick Perry is going to run again? His new "smart guy" glasses, of course.

Vacation Time

Everyone needs one. Everyone deserves one. Especially our President and Vice President. And especially now with the problems increasing every day in Ukraine. By being gone at the same time, our leaders will return home doubly rested and ready to handle even more.

Military Cutbacks - Power On!

The government is going to reduce the size of the military so it can save money. The more soldiers that are cut back, the more we can save. And our country sure needs to reduce the national debt. The Secretary of Defense says that this will make the American military more respected and powerful. I even think more countries will like us now. Since the world is at peace and all the good countries are reducing their militaries, we can still be a world power. We can lead the world in being peaceful and nice and get rid of violence.

#Armyofone

FCC Bait and Switch

Bummer. Think of all those weeks it took the thinkers to come up with those 5 questions to ask every media outlet in the country. Getting it down to just five sure had to use up some skillful negotiating skills and meeting times. Think of all the jobs that were gonna be created when our government sent out the minders to help us all be protected by the news we hear. It is for our own good, otherwise we would be told what to think! So, no protection, no new jobs, no need for the locked room where all the data was gonna be stored for seven years. What a disappointment. All the work that went into this idea and all hope is lost. We are going to have to think on our own now that the FCC changed its mind. Bait and switch.

Government Land Acquisition

Eminent domain is when the government says "we can do something better with the property you have for the public interest" and your land is no longer yours. Government for the people means that it trumps the people.

If you are lucky enough to be selected by the government to donate your land like a family near Breckenridge, Colorado you can fall asleep at night knowing how you have supported your country. This Colorado family owns 10 acres of land in a 2 million acre forrest and was helped to realize the government's overarching need for it when it was condemned first.  Then there are some Minnesotans with a home on a lake that has been in their family for over 100 years. Without the assistance of our leaders, they would have probably continued to be selfish with their property for another 100 years instead of giving our state another park that everyone can use.

Our government wants it fair for everyone. I hope they start issuing travel vouchers next, I want to go hike in Colorado.

Watch Out World

"There will be consequences."  That is what my Prez said again the other day to another country that had better shape up or else. They must be quaking.

All these countries, all their bad-ness. Boy am I glad my Prez is keeping all of them waiting for his big surprise. It has been five years of him saying this, so when he does dish out those consequences, everyone better duck. It's gonna be fireworks, baby.

#StayStrong

U.S. Ambassadors

What's all this fuss about people needing experience with a country before becoming the Ambassador? Gosh, if you are good at being a dinner guest isn't that the most important thing? Without experience, they have no pre-conceived ideas and will bring fresh ideas to the table.

The Most Beautiful Dress in The World

For the best country in the world!

At the state dinner the other night,  Michelle Obama dazzled the world. FLOTUS represents America - not just American women - and looked be-lovely. People say this $12K dress is a year's salary at poverty level. No, poverty level is $21,000. Ha. And at this dinner they say the calorie count was 2,500 per plate and the menu contained food not on the approved school lunch list. Duh, it was dinner. And last time I checked, 2,500 is way less than 12,000. Do the math. Jackie is back.

My New Freedom To Do Things

Woofs! I am no longer job-locked. I can quit my low-paying job and focus on my passions instead. Thank you ObamaCare! I am free to go skiing and start my new glass blowing hobby. And finally go to culinary school, and of course, the spa. I can now nap without guilt. I am free! Free at last. Thank you, my government, for thinking for me because I would have never had the chance to dream without your initiative. And the coolest thing is that a lot of my friends will quit their jobs too, so we can all be free together. Nancy Pelosi, you are my spokes-gramma. Can I get a ride on your plane?

Bonehead Moves

Anything with bones is fine with me. Toss 'em right at me and I don't care if you even miss a little. I know you wouldn't throw me off on purpose. Just like Obamacare. It still works.
#FavoriteSnack